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Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has announced its programming schedule for the 2013-2014 season, and it will include “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” a show that teams up Mike Tyson with a pigeon to solve mysteries. Also, Iron Mike’s face tattoo is magical.
Here’s the official announcement:
In the new animated comedy series “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count. View high resolution

Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has announced its programming schedule for the 2013-2014 season, and it will include “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” a show that teams up Mike Tyson with a pigeon to solve mysteries. Also, Iron Mike’s face tattoo is magical.

Here’s the official announcement:

In the new animated comedy series “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count.

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(thanks to Ryan for this one)

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My friend Todd poses next to Nobel prize-winning physicist Gerard’t Hooft, adding his contribution to science. View high resolution

My friend Todd poses next to Nobel prize-winning physicist Gerard’t Hooft, adding his contribution to science.

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