If you ever watch The Big Bang Theory, this is one of those Chuck Lorre Productions cards (known in the industry as a “vanity card”) shown at the end.  On the screen for mere seconds, if you’d like to explore all the funny musings he’s done you can go check out The CLP Vanity Card Archives.

Someone please call CPS and report this.

Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has announced its programming schedule for the 2013-2014 season, and it will include “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” a show that teams up Mike Tyson with a pigeon to solve mysteries. Also, Iron Mike’s face tattoo is magical.

Here’s the official announcement:

In the new animated comedy series “Mike Tyson Mysteries,” Mike Tyson is taking the fight from the boxing ring to the streets… by solving mysteries! Armed with a magical tattoo on his face and a trusty associate by his side — a talking pigeon — if you have a problem that needs solving, Iron Mike is in your corner. The series incorporates live-action appearances featuring Mighty Mike himself, and the gloves come off as the former heavyweight champ and his fowl-mouthed partner gear up for weekly adventures as they put unsolved mysteries — like how to defeat a super computer at chess or why a famous author/werewolf can’t finish his novel — down for the count.

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