Bretzky's BS

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

comic-covers:

(1969)
“Fruitman” was a chubby grocer (alter ego: Percival Pineapple) who could transmogrify into any kind of fruit to more effectively combat crime. As a lemon, he could immobilize his enemy by squirting juice in his eye. As a watermelon, he could conk the guilty culprit on the head. And never underestimate the power of a strategically placed banana peel to make the mightiest villain slip and twist an ankle.

comic-covers:

(1969)

Fruitman” was a chubby grocer (alter ego: Percival Pineapple) who could transmogrify into any kind of fruit to more effectively combat crime. As a lemon, he could immobilize his enemy by squirting juice in his eye. As a watermelon, he could conk the guilty culprit on the head. And never underestimate the power of a strategically placed banana peel to make the mightiest villain slip and twist an ankle.

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    What a fruit.
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