Bretzky's BS

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

Just saw this one on the news… family in Nebraska couldn’t find their kid, turns out he wandered over to the local bowling alley and somehow got inside the claw machine.
He looks pretty happy. View high resolution

Just saw this one on the news… family in Nebraska couldn’t find their kid, turns out he wandered over to the local bowling alley and somehow got inside the claw machine.

He looks pretty happy.

sofapizza:

laughhard:

buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.

i know where your mom will be hiding them.
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sofapizza:

laughhard:

buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.

i know where your mom will be hiding them.

At least those are presidential socks

(Source: yungterra, via ijustwannablogman)

peachyapricot:

Popular Science magazine updated their classic Norman Rockwell cover from 1920 to a super cool new 2014 version.

(via bettywhitefanfiction)

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

(Source: apanelofanalysts, via sexandrobots)


"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
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"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

(Source: phlegminism, via tgifox)

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