Bretzky's BS

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>
Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

(via mehota-honehe)

laughhard:

Ann Coulter Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge

laughhard:

Ann Coulter Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge

coupdetorchon:

klappersacks:

Telly Savalas - “If”

Be advised that this made #1 on the UK singles chart in March, 1975 for 2 weeks!—E N J O Y !

Obviously.

This is horribly awesome.

maximumbuttitude:

vampireworms:

I&#8217;m slightly concerned

you are now entering the Bonus Level
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maximumbuttitude:

vampireworms:

I’m slightly concerned

you are now entering the Bonus Level

(Source: picapixels, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

truezodiacfact:

How jobs on construction sites are really chosen.

truezodiacfact:

How jobs on construction sites are really chosen.

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results
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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via benigoat)

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